Hoppy Easter!

I totally planned for today’s write-up to be a relatively shorter one as there was no actual new cake baked in the making of this post (Don’t get me wrong, there was plenty of cake, lots of cake- balling and tons of cake decorating) but even though the baking did not make a guest appearance in the making of these Easter cake balls, it turned into quite the instructional post. So go make yourself a snack and come back and get comfortable for my “Cake Balls: 101” introductory course.

Now that I’ve made you nervous, let me restart this now by saying Happy (late) Easter! Rumor has it Jesus made us wait three days but now I’m making you wait over a week, sorry about that. I have had so much leftover cake tops from the past cake experiments that for this holiday, I decided to use some of what I already had and make bunny cake balls instead of a full-blown cake.  Cake balls are the easiest way to please a hungry crowd and everyone always thinks they take so much more time than they do, so people tend to make you feel very special as they rave about all the “hard work it must have been for you to slave away” while making them. False. Lies. Poppycock. Here’s why:

1. Take a cake (homemade or not, there is no pretension in cake balls). You can make a boxed cake, have leftover cake, buy a cake- whatever you do they’ll still taste so decadent you can’t go wrong. In this case, I had leftover chocolate cake tops from a previous cake that I had frozen and saved for such an occasion.

2. Take a “glue” – this is where you can get super creative (as long as it’s not actual glue. Eating paste may have been acceptable in kindergarten but it’s less endearing now). Use peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, chocolate ganache, caramel, jelly, even just good old fashioned can icing… Anything that when added to a crumbled up cake will create a kind of cake paste that holds its shape when you roll it up. For these cake balls I used leftover Bailey’s chocolate ganache from the car bomb cupcakes I made in March.

3. Destroy the cake. Massacre it. Crumble it up into oblivion and get it to as fine of a dusty, crumbly consistency as you can. Some people use food processors but I use the processors God gave me – my hands. Works just fine.

4. Starting out with just a little bit (you don’t want to put too much in too soon and get cake soup, although that sounds delicious), slowly add spoonfuls of your glue of choice to your big bowl o’crumbs. As you add and stir, the crumbs start to congeal with the filling and form a thick moldable concoction of yumminess. To give you an idea, one cake mix combined with one regular can of icing will give you the perfect consistency.

5. Roll up small fistfuls of the dough into little balls. You can make them as big (golf balls) or small (marbles) as you want, just remember they’ll get bigger when you cover them in chocolate and put on your toppings.

Cake Balls
6. Freeze the balls. This could be for 10 minutes if you’re making them immediately or for weeks if you just want some to have on hand to make on the fly- they’ll last forever in the freezer, but either way you’ll want them cold before you dip them in the chocolate so that they don’t melt and fall apart.

7. Melt your chocolate. You can use basic semisweet chocolate chips or really any baking chocolate that you like. I prefer almond bark since it has a good melted consistency and seems to dry and harden faster than regular chocolate. I also use a double boiler to melt the chocolate.  You could try putting them in the microwave but you run the risk of burning and scolding the chocolate, making an entire bag of chocolate chips unusable and resulting in a very depressing disposal of chocolate that could be completely avoidable. So, for a double boiler, take a small pot and fill it up with about 1-2 inches of water. Then put another pot or stove-safe bowl on top of the pot with water, and put the chocolate in that bowl. Get the water to a boiling point on the stove but make sure the steam from the boiled water is just barely grazing the pot that has the chocolate or it will burn. Constantly stir the chocolate until it melts all the way. Take it to a low heat level and keep stirring occasionally once it melts all the way- the steam from the boiling pot underneath melts the chocolate without burning it. It’s pretty legit.

Melting Almond Bark

Melted Almond Bark

8. Take the cake balls out of the freezer. Let them thaw for about 5 minutes or so (putting completely frozen cake balls right in the hot chocolate will make your chocolate crack. And no one wants to crack their balls).

9. Once you’re ready to dip the balls in the chocolate, you could do this 1,001 different ways. You could put one on the tip of a skewer, you could put one on a fork prong, you could just drop them in and fish them out, it’s really up to you and how much patience you have. I use the plop and retrieve method: Shamelessly throw the balls in the pot then fish them out with a fork (I use a two-pronged skewer that works really well).

Taking the cake balls out of the chocolate

Carefully scoop the ball out of the chocolate, resting on the fork, the slide it off of the fork onto a sheet of wax or parchment paper. You don’t even need to use your fingers to get it off, by sliding it along the top of the parchment paper it should come off relatively easy, mess and smudge free.

Putting the cake balls on the parchment paper

10. If you’re planing on putting toppings on the balls (nuts, sprinkles, etc) this is when you would do that- before the chocolate hardens or the toppings won’t stick. However, for my Easter cake balls, I took a slightly different route:

– First off, I did them in white almond bark to make them extra super bunny-like (so you’ll notice that the pictures above are from a previous cake ball extravaganza and not related to the topsy turvy bunnies below)
– To get the burrowing bunny look, I cut mini marshmallows in half along the diagonal so both halves looked like right triangles
– On the non- sticky part of the marshmallow half, I took what has to be the best invention since penicillin- the food coloring pen, and drew little pink footprints on about 502 mini marshmallows
– Not knowing which one would look more realistic, I did the tail two different ways. On some I cut a marshmallow in half horizontally and used one half on the tail, and for others I used a star tip to pipe a fluffy tail out of icing. Both results are below- which one’s your fav?

Bunny cake ball 1

Bunny cake balls 2
PS- I also died about two pounds of coconut green in order to make the grass, which means I now have about 1.8 pounds of green coconut sitting leftover in my fridge. Look for that to be incorporated somewhere in my next recipe.


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